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::glee!!!::

I am going to throw knifes for Isildur and Arthur's wedding! This is so exciting! I must find a few Celeborns to practice my knife throwing with. I must teach them to stand very very still because I shall be wearing a blindfold when I throw the knives. :D

We wouldn't want anything unfortunate to happen to their pleasure centres.

Though you know... pleasure centre cookies are considered a great delicacy in some places.