galadrielxiii: (AHAHAHAHAH)

In all the excitment, I almost forgot to tell everyone!

Our baby arrived!

Delicious placenta cookies for all!! :D:D:D:D

I have decided to name the baby Elfonzo Tequila GaladrĂ­an! Galathil picked out Tequila when he heard the baby had arrived!

This is so exciting! :D She will learn to bake and knit and throw knives and neatly slaughter her kinsmen. :D


Mar. 13th, 2004 02:44 pm
galadrielxiii: (::seduce::)
Helloooo!!! :D:D:D:D:D

All this knife-throwing and cookie baking excitement almost made me forget to give everyone the good news! :D:D:D

Galathil and I are going to have a BABY!!!


I am going to find my specially sharpened throwing knitting needles and start making booties :D And then maybe there will be target-practice with Galathil. :D:D:D:D

:D AND! I am taking orders for next year's special batch of placenta cookies now! :D
galadrielxiii: (winking gally)

Galathil is almost as good as Celeborn was at fleeing!!! He makes such a good target although sometimes he drinks too much and keeps falling over! No matter! :D:D Since he is my replacement husband I shall bake him. *giggles* I shall bake him things. Silly me! :D:D

:D:D:D *sharpens knives*

Galathiiiiil... I want to practice my knife throwing!!!! :D
galadrielxiii: (LAF)
Hello!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D I have been to Ethring! With Galathil!!

Ethring is very pretty! It has pretty lights! And an Glorfie Stardust Wedding Chapel!! :D:D:D:D
We saw lots of bars because Galathil kept going in them and then I had to threaten him with knives so that we could go to the Ethring Bakery and Knife Musuem!!

:D:D I got lots of new recipes for cookies :D

Then Galathil went into another bar and said that I should try the pink stuff!! It was very fizzy!! Alas it did not taste very nice so I stopped drinking it but Galathil drank ALL of it!! He is very funny when he cannot walk straight! :D

Then we visited the Glorfie Stardust Wedding Chapel and the Glorfie Stardust impersonator proclaimed us Mr and Mrs Galadriel!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

::throws confetti:: Yay!
galadrielxiii: (AHAHAHAHAH)

Hellloooooo campers!

My lovely mun has been... I do not know what she has been doing! I will tell you what I've been doing though! :D

After my last post, (which I must admit, I do not remember!) I woke and found myself surrounded by many many tents!

I thought to myself, "This is either where those lovely but scared of placenta cookies Dunedain hang out OR it is a holiday camp!!!:D:D:D"

And guess what!

It WAS a holiday camp!! :D

That is where I have been for the last two months. :D:D:D

They gave me a jacket and said "You poncy elves, you're supposed to be entertaining the stinkin' kids. Go take them rafting and perhaps drown a few, we want to save money on the caterin'."

So I was a GreenCoat and got to say "Hi-De-Hi Campers!!! :D:D:D:D" Over the tannoy! :D

And then!!! One of the campers spilt lube on my favourite shirt and I had a flashback to when those darling randy hobbits stayed over before that business with darling Sauron and I went green and crazy for a bit and drowned the poor poor camper in the birdbath. :D:D:D:D

But I'm back now!!! :D:D Who wants some cookies?
galadrielxiii: (LAF)


I have been celebrating!!!!! What does Gally have to celebrate?

Well!!! ::downs another glass of pink champagne::

Gally has helped a funny little poofy haired creature!!! :D:D:D

I have sparkly juice! And placenta cookies! And a new journal layout! And MORE icons!


::sways and giggles::

::giggles some more for good measure::
galadrielxiii: (::seduce::)

I was recruited by a nice young man wearing a hooded cloak! He didn't say exactly what the job was about but I'm sure I'll find out soon!!! :D

And now to practise my knifethrowing! Hmmm. There seems to be a distinct lack of Celeborns.
galadrielxiii: (::seduce::)
*giggles manicly*

You know, I think since none of my family seem to be about I'm just going to redecorate Imladris! :D:D:D

I think knives, swords annnnd maybe an orange and green colour scheme! :D

::calls the decorators::
galadrielxiii: (despair)
This is most tragic!

My paid account has run out and icons have been chosen at random!!! I have not used my scary eye icon for months!

This calls for a short visit to the hospital with my knives! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
galadrielxiii: (grr)
Where have all my family GONE?

I am most...annoyed. Look! I am using my annoyed icon while my paid account lasts.

I wonder if I have any placenta left over...
galadrielxiii: (cowgirl)
::bakes placenta cookies for [ profile] celebrianph33r::

galadrielxiii: (despair)
I have been practicing my knife throwing... except Celeborn keeps running away making it harder for me to miss him. I hope the scratches do not get infected :D

I am also confused! I am sure that those icons were not ones that I used the most!

Most intriguing!
galadrielxiii: (laf)

Celeborn has adoooorable babies!

Perhaps I can teach them to throw knives :D and we can use Celeborn to practice on!!!

galadrielxiii: (eye of galadriel)

We are gathered here today, to pay our last respects to my little pumpkin, Celebrian. And indulge in a little knife throwing.
Say something nice about my baby and I might give you a cookie.
galadrielxiii: (despair)

::does not weep, might get knives rusty, but is very sad indeed::

::carries on baking her daughter into cookies::
galadrielxiii: (Default)

My poor sisters are trapped in a bottle. They do not seem to be very happy.

Celeborn does not want to help me with my knife throwing. :(
galadrielxiii: (laf)

I am going to throw knifes for Isildur and Arthur's wedding! This is so exciting! I must find a few Celeborns to practice my knife throwing with. I must teach them to stand very very still because I shall be wearing a blindfold when I throw the knives. :D

We wouldn't want anything unfortunate to happen to their pleasure centres.

Though you know... pleasure centre cookies are considered a great delicacy in some places.
galadrielxiii: (Stoicism WOW!)

I got new KNIVES!!!!

Poor postman. But I do have more meat cookies now. :D

::sharpens knives:: )
and ooooh some swords!!! )
galadrielxiii: (cowgirl)
Silly Celeborn is trying to hide under the bed.

Never fear, I will get him out. Even if I have to put on a biovac suit and drag him out with hooks and chains.

Hooks and chain. :D Now there's a terrific idea!

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