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Hellloooooo campers!


My lovely mun has been... I do not know what she has been doing! I will tell you what I've been doing though! :D

After my last post, (which I must admit, I do not remember!) I woke and found myself surrounded by many many tents!

I thought to myself, "This is either where those lovely but scared of placenta cookies Dunedain hang out OR it is a holiday camp!!!:D:D:D"

And guess what!

It WAS a holiday camp!! :D

That is where I have been for the last ...um two months. :D:D:D

They gave me a jacket and said "You poncy elves, you're supposed to be entertaining the stinkin' kids. Go take them rafting and perhaps drown a few, we want to save money on the caterin'."

So I was a GreenCoat and got to say "Hi-De-Hi Campers!!! :D:D:D:D" Over the tannoy! :D

And then!!! One of the campers spilt lube on my favourite shirt and I had a flashback to when those darling randy hobbits stayed over before that business with darling Sauron and I went green and crazy for a bit and drowned the poor poor camper in the birdbath. :D:D:D:D

But I'm back now!!! :D:D Who wants some cookies?